Categories
Uncategorized

Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

An Italian physician is under investigation for wasting public resources by giving his cat a computed axial tomography scan after she fell six stories off the roof of his building, the Guardian reports.

Dr Gianluca Fanelli, head of the radiology unit at Umberto Parini hospital in Aosta, said his cat Athena was “between life and death” he “knew I could only save her with a quick intervention,” requiring the computed axial tomography scan to diagnose her injuries. Fanelli then performed surgery on Athena and indeed saved her life. Local health authorities were less than pleased with Fanelli for the rogue, non-human medical care and referred the case to prosecutors to investigate whether charges of wasting public resources and depriving patients of essential services.

Fanelli says the computed axial tomography scan and surgery had both been conducted after-hours when none of the equipment or rooms were booked for human patients, adding that he’s more than willing to reimburse the hospital for the supplies he used to save his cat. Whether or not an actual veterinarian in the town was on-call at the time and could have done the job is not known.

And yes computed axial tomography scans are abbreviated as CAT scans. It’s very cheeky.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Artemis II crew splashes down safely

10 hours ago

Eric Swalwell needs to resign from Congress right fucking now

10 hours ago

Orange Shitbag pledges to help Hungarians before Americans

13 hours ago

BREAKING: Trump regime admits they lied

15 hours ago

Raskin asks White House doc to conduct thorough mental eval

15 hours ago

Fox News reports lib terrorist targeted pro-Trump patriot

16 hours ago

Kamala Harris says she’s “thinking about” a 2028 run

17 hours ago

Trump continues to whine about the consequences of his fuckup

17 hours ago

Houston gentlemen’s club patron felled in dispute with rogues

18 hours ago

Pete Buttigieg nearly causes MAGA CNBC host to stroke out

19 hours ago

President promotes evil corporation run by eccentric supervillains

19 hours ago

Consumer sentiment index sinks to lowest level ever

19 hours ago

New York Times called out for its terrible polling numbers

20 hours ago

Russian defense official gets 19 years for unsanctioned graft

21 hours ago

MAGAflation skyrockets to 3.3 percent in March

22 hours ago

Top Melania aide says Third Lady focused media on her Epstein ties because media isn’t focused on her performative “achievements”

22 hours ago

Massie leads generic MAGA douche primary challenger: poll

23 hours ago

Texas Lt Gov Dannie Goeb worried state House could flip to Dems

23 hours ago

Fox Business reports bribery refusal investigation underway

1 day ago

Orange Karen complains about quality of Iranian oil transit service

1 day ago

Donald denies knowing what prompted Melania’s Epstein denial

2 days ago

You can find avant garde art in anything, really

2 days ago

BREAKING: New York City schools still closed for Spring break

2 days ago

When Marjorie Taylor Greene says you’re a mentally ill sociopath…

2 days ago

White House accepts $37 million in proudly non-American-made steel for ballroom to host majestic, blue-collar-excluding galas

2 days ago

This is why Karoline earns your big bucks

2 days ago

Netanyahu’s corruption trial resumes

2 days ago

California Supreme Court orders MAGA sheriff to halt ballot probe

2 days ago

Frau Ingraham could’ve just called the Times story fake news

2 days ago

“REMEMBER GREENLAND” now a heroic rallying cry for patriots

2 days ago

FDA recalls male enhancement chocolates

3 days ago

Soldier’s wife released as ICE melts under public heat once again

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline Kringefest

3 days ago

Strait of Hormuz as open as the Kennedy Center

3 days ago

Fat toddler complains reports are wrong, doesn’t correct them

3 days ago

“Middle class white kids” most discriminated against in schools: JD

3 days ago

Regime declares Bondi doesn’t have to be deposed

3 days ago

Orange Mark got conned into war by two-bit hustler “Bibi”: NYT

3 days ago

Still sucks to be Florida MAGA Quebecois-American motelier

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Sad Pete

3 days ago

Dem flips Wisconsin Supreme Court seat

3 days ago

TACOpocalypse now

3 days ago

JP Morgan predicts $5/gallon gas this month

4 days ago

Regime pays Deutsche Bank $145 million for $92 million property

4 days ago

Florida woman accidentally rescues wanted murderer from waves

4 days ago

When RonAnon is the Congressional GOP’s moral center…

4 days ago

Vietnam elects communist party swamp creature to presidency

4 days ago

Former reality show host still knows how to hype big new episode

4 days ago

Jaydee crushes it at Orban rally in key EU swing state Hungary

4 days ago

Process (war) crimes

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x