Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

Convicted felon President Trump’s team are looking at ways to claim that migrants approaching the southern border are a risk for spreading measles and tuberculosis into the US in order to legally justify invoking Title 42 as they did during the COVID pandemic, the Wall Street Journal reports.

Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

Panama’s president says US full of shit about canal transit deal

WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at “Prayer Breakfast”

Santorini still shaking

Murdoch media empire touts end result of their product

Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza

Mob torches former Bangladeshi president’s home

Arab Americans for Trump Peace

Frau Ingraham reports unelected bureaucrat has opinion

Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

Maybe

Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

(Snappy headline about where this was headed goes here)

Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

Tired: Greenland, Wired: Gaza

Idaho man made powerful secret ring to steal shit from Walmart

Mangione hires death penalty expert lawyer

WATCH LIVE: Corrupt, genocidal autocrats high-five each other

Greenland parliament considering ban on foreign campaign donors

USGS still monitoring Hawaiian volcanic eruption, for now

FBI agents sue to block Trump purge

British policewoman faces charges for drunkenly groping other male cops while now ex-boyfriend, also a cop, was present in pub

Migrants headed to Guantanamo for internment

MAGA Congressman: Economic pain will defeat ChiCom fentanyl

Bobby Brainworms advances out of committee

President guarantees nominee will cure autism

Waffle House offering special price on eggs

Texas man terrified his undocumented dad may be deported

Frau Ingraham gently calls Trump a weakling

New Pentagon spokesman dropped 2022 Pennsylvania GOP Senate bid after judge found allegations of domestic abuse credible

NYPD nabs two teenage subway train joyriders

Fox News reports Blue State illegally defying Red State

ChiComs hit US oil, coal, LNG with tariffs, investigating Google

FBI’s X-Files unit fear getting snagged in Trump’s Capitol riot purge