Eggs now average $4.95/dozen, highest in history

No president has ever gotten the price of eggs higher than President Trump in his second term. At $4.95 a dozen, per the AP, it’s an historic accomplishment that utterly smashes every other presidential administration’s record. This is what 77 million Americans voted for.

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Entire Minnesota US Attorney’s office threatens to quit

Minnesota MAGA apple cider assclown hit with federal charge

WATCH LIVE: Orange Overlord convenes top supplicants

Regime welcomed Alberta secessionists

Texas cops seeking negligent kangaroo owner

Melania says her husband wants women to live free of fear of rape

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ICE ordered to avoid “agitators”

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Ken Paxton demands Muslim kids stop having sporting events

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Fox News reports K$H sends agents to distract from Epstein files

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Murderous CBP agents placed on leave

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Carl’s Jr giving out free “Hangover Burgers” after “Big Game”

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Noem trying to knife Stephen Miller

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