Eggs now average $4.95/dozen, highest in history

No president has ever gotten the price of eggs higher than President Trump in his second term. At $4.95 a dozen, per the AP, it’s an historic accomplishment that utterly smashes every other presidential administration’s record. This is what 77 million Americans voted for.

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