Charlotte, North Carolina idiot Diego Adame called 911 around 12:45 am on Tuesday, February 18th to ask for help getting out of his self-inflicted predicament, specifically that he had BASE jumped off Museum Tower and snagged his parachute on the facade about 100 ft up, Queen City News reports.
“I’m suspended from the side of the building,” Adame told the dispatcher, who then asked for more details. “I’m suspended with a parachute right now…” Adame continued in the awkward phone call, explaining that he wasn’t hurt. ”But… if I fall it’s a lethal height sooo… I’m above the valet parking.”
The 31 year-old Adame was finally hoisted up to the roof just about an hour later and arrested for trespassing. Charlotte Fire officials reminded the public not to fucking BASE jump off buildings.