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Orange Baby super serious about tariffs, for real this time

“Drugs are still pouring into our Country from Mexico and Canada at very high and unacceptable levels. A large percentage of these Drugs, much of them in the form of Fentanyl, are made in, and supplied by, China. More than 100,000 people died last year due to the distribution of these dangerous and highly addictive POISONS. Millions of people have died over the last two decades.”

“The families of the victims are devastated and, in many instances, virtually destroyed. We cannot allow this scourge to continue to harm the USA, and therefore, until it stops, or is seriously limited, the proposed TARIFFS scheduled to go into effect on MARCH FOURTH will, indeed, go into effect, as scheduled. China will likewise be charged an additional 10 percent Tariff on that date. The April Second Reciprocal Tariff date will remain in full force and effect. Thank you for your attention to this matter. GOD BLESS AMERICA!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Thursday.

Hear that Canada and Mexico? You have six days to make meaningless performative changes to your border policies. Wouldn’t hurt to also quietly award a $10 billion tax abatement for xAI data centers that use more electricity in a day than Wyoming does in a week and Trump-branded resorts that are exempt from fire safety inspections. Riyadh will fax you the details on groundbreaking.

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