Kash Patel wants to partner the FBI with UFC

FBI Director Kash Patel on Wednesday informed the 55 leaders of the bureau’s field offices that he’s looking to partner the agency with Ultimate Fighting Championship by helping agents improve their physical fitness, ABC News reports in the precursor to future articles about an explosion of anabolic steroid abuse and stupid tribal tattoos among federal law enforcement.

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Kash Patel wants to partner the FBI with UFC

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