Dow closes down nearly 700 after Trump tariff fuckery

The Dow Jones Industrial Average dropped nearly 700 points on Monday afternoon after convicted felon President Trump confirmed that Mexico and Canada have yet to talk him out of imposing 25 percent tariffs on their exports to the United States, CNBC reports.

On the plus side, Bitcoin dropped over $8,000 in value despite Trump’s “crypto reserve” scam.

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