S&P 500's "correction" seventh-fastest ever

The Standard and Poor 500 Index’s slide into “correction territory” is the seventh-fastest ever, which to the finance eggheads at Bloomberg is an impressive marker of Trump’s incompetence.

Gold prices meanwhile crossed the $3,000/ounce mark for the first time ever.

MAGA Congresskaren thinks Dems conspiring with auto CEOs

DOGE-eat-dog world

Mount Spurr getting closer to hot, steamy, satisfying release

Bondi vows to protect all Teslas regardless of color or model

Consumer sentiment continues tanking, even among Republicans

“Medicaid isn’t just for Black people in the ghetto, these are our voters”: Trump minion after Elon Musk interview clusterfuck

Lutnick tells Fox viewers everything will be fine by Q4 2025

Michigan focus grouper fears US will “turn into a dictatorship”

Justin Trudeau officially resigns, Mark Carney to be sworn in

Most Brits don’t have particularly strong feelings about aliens: poll

New York Post reports pirate lord seizing control of forlorn island

S&P 500’s “correction” seventh-fastest ever

Second Amendment patriot celebrates freedom at Tesla dealership

MAGA Congressman didn’t want to hold town hall

Mike Johnson’s prayers answered again as God takes another Dem

Newsmax asshole’s explanation for why stock market crash actually Biden and Dems’ fault way too long, boring, and convoluted

President Shitbag takes birthright case to Los Supremos

Voters think economy even worse now than under Biden: QU poll

“This is what open borders potentially can bring you”

Pro-Palestinian Jews occupy Trump Tower in Manhattan

Judge orders Trump Regime to reinstate DOGEd employees

Orange Hitler to invoke “Alien Enemies Act”

Maybe Scott Bessent should just stop going on CNBC

MAGA Wehrmacht drawing up plans for seizing Panama Canal

French officials say mafia boss might’ve survived getting shot with Kalashnikov if unknown assassin’s car hadn’t hit him so hard

Logic unassailable in Senator M4M’s defense of New MAGAnomics

Fat idiot thinks US can produce its own champagne

Newsmax removes interview to avoid wrath of Nazi FCC chief

Texas MAGAchurch pastor indicted for 1980 sexual assault of girl

“Yes, they were left up there for political reasons”

Trump Reich deports 10 year-old US citizen with brain cancer

Regime clears all migrants out of Guantanamo

The market’s overvalued but it’s also all part of Trump’s plan

Steve Bannon not ruling out presidential bid

“Padded light pole” evidently wasn’t padded enough

They’ve accomplished so much but it’s still Biden’s economy

Judge blocks Trump order banning Dem law firm from buildings

Schumer hints there aren’t enough Dem votes for CR

Social Security likely to end phone-based service

“Everything is transgender, everybody’s transgender”

Harvard medical school grad Navy SEAL headed to space

Rodrigo Duterte in ICC custody at the Hague

Lone MAGA asshole quickly chased from Khalil protest

“TRUMP SHAKING UP BROKEN ECONOMIC SYSTEM”

Pro-independence, anti-US party wins Greenland election

New Hampshire Dem Senator Jean Shaheen to retire

Canada to impose $20.7 billion in tariffs on US imports

New York Post omits a few details

“Greatest economy president ever” underwater on economy: poll

Suspect in JFK assassination pushes anti-communism education