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White House readout of Trump-Putin call: “Today, President Trump and President Putin spoke about the need for peace and a ceasefire in the Ukraine war. Both leaders agreed this conflict needs to end with a lasting peace. They also stressed the need for improved bilateral relations between the United States and Russia. The blood and treasure that both Ukraine and Russia have been spending in this war would be better spent on the needs of their people. This conflict should never have started and should have been ended long ago with sincere and good faith peace efforts. The leaders agreed that the movement to peace will begin with an energy and infrastructure ceasefire, as well as technical negotiations on implementation of a maritime ceasefire in the Black Sea, full ceasefire and permanent peace. These negotiations will begin immediately in the Middle East. The leaders spoke broadly about the Middle East as a region of potential cooperation to prevent future conflicts. They further discussed the need to stop proliferation of strategic weapons and will engage with others to ensure the broadest possible application. The two leaders shared the view that Iran should never be in a position to destroy Israel. The two leaders agreed that a future with an improved bilateral relationship between the United States and Russia has huge upside. This includes enormous economic deals and geopolitical stability when peace has been achieved”

Kremlin readout of Trump-Putin call: “Putin informed Trump that on Wednesday, Russia and Ukraine will conduct a prisoner exchange following a 175-for-175 formula Putin told Trump that Ukraine must halt mobilization and the rearmament of its Armed Forces in the event of a ceasefire. The key conditions for preventing escalation should be the complete cessation of foreign military aid and the provision of intelligence to Kyiv. Russia will continue massing troops near Ukraine’s borders.”

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