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Dems are so fucked: Axios

“Top Democrats tell us their party is in its deepest hole in nearly 50 years – and they fear things could actually get worse: The party has its lowest favorability ever. No popular national leader to help improve it. Insufficient numbers to stop most legislation in Congress,” Axios reported Monday in listicle form for extra pleasure fapping it to the time-honored classic “Dems in disarray” porn.

“Democrats’ dismal reality is not Republican spin. In fact, there’s broad consensus among leaders that most current political, cultural, media and generational trends are cutting against them,” the insufferable duo of founding editors Mike Allen and Jim VandeHei continued in the article.

Be smart: Fuck Axios.

Why it matters: Because the mouth sores they’ve developed from servicing Trump and Republicans regularly for years are gross and they’re not suddenly going to look appealing to MAGA readers.

The big picture: Serious news operations should stop writing articles like they’re PowerPoint slides.

Are the Dems in bad shape, lack a true leader, need to figure their shit out to compete with a propaganda machine AND supplicating Beltway MSM twats with their stupid bullet points? Sure, it’s rough. That they still managed to win five major statewide races in states that went red MIGHT be a sign that maybe it was more Trump than the GOP that edged out Kamala Harris in November so if anything that would mean Republicans face certain difficulties without him on the ticket.

On Day Zero of this “new reality” we already knew that these dumbass splitters weren’t so on board with the GOP brand, long before any of the damage being inflicted came into view. Does Axios mention that? No because they’re fucking weasels rubbing their nipples to “Dems in Disarray.”

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