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Scott Adams claims he has the same cancer Joe Biden has

“Please pray for Scott Adams. Dilbert creator Scott Adams on Monday announced he has an aggressive form of prostate cancer that has spread to his bones,” far right propaganda outlet the Gateway Pundit reports in the lede to their story that apparently is not satire and Adams is, ostensibly, actually suffering from a similar diagnosis to former President Joe Biden and it was Biden’s announcement that spurred Adams to go public to his fans about his condition.

Scott Adams is fucking crazy, so who really knows. “I have the same cancer that Joe Biden has. I also have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones. I’ve had it longer than he’s had it – well, longer than admitting that he’s had it so my life expectancy is maybe this summer. I can tell you that I don’t have good days,” that racist cartoonist said on the Monday edition of his podcast, describing the cancer as “intolerable,” and that he’s in excruciating pain and uses a walker to get around.

Maybe Dilbert can come back after he’s dead. A third-grader could draw it so that angle’s covered, the licensee would just need to be moderately witty and acerbic. They did that with The Lockhorns, who are still snapping at each other long after their husband and wife co-creators died. Man that one where the wife Loretta tells Leroy or whatever his name is that she saved him so much money because the unnecessary shit she bought was 25 percent off. What a hoot, those Lockhorns.

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