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QAdulteress endorses self for Supreme Dictator-for-Life

Continued after the cutoff: “Before the ‘do something’ comments start, I have one vote, don’t have the power to arrest or prosecute people, don’t control the congressional calendar and can’t control which bills we vote on. If I could control all that, the MAGA base wouldn’t feel this way.”

Lol at the “don’t have the power to arrest or prosecute people.” Both because that’s not what was sold to MAGA voters before the 2022 and 2024 elections AND because it’s shade – whether intended or not – on convicted felon President Trump, Kash Patel, Dan Bongino, Pam Bondi, etc for overpromising and under-delivering on that kind of shit. Lol at the “If I could control all that, the MAGA base wouldn’t feel this way,” saying she’d be a better autocrat than Donald. Lol at the “Two more weeks” because again that’s a knock on Trump. But most of all, Lol at the image she’s responding to, one admitting that her whole QAnon belief system is millenarian horsehit.

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