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How’s that hunt for the anti-Tesla terrorist masterminds going?

It’s been two months to the day since Attorney General Pam Bondi signed off on a statement that said “The swarm of violent attacks on Tesla property is nothing short of domestic terrorism. The Department of Justice has already charged several perpetrators with that in mind, including in cases that involve charges with five-year mandatory minimum sentences. We will continue investigations that impose severe consequences on those involved in these attacks, including those operating behind the scenes to coordinate and fund these crimes,” the morning after Fox News aired an interview with convicted felon President Trump in which he said people like the homeless guy mentioned above will be found to have been “paid by very highly political people on the left.”

Oh and then 12 days later Ketamine Brain himself also told Fox News he needed to find the “generals” who were “organizing and paying” for “the foot soldiers” like that homeless guy. “We’re coming for them,” Elon said, adding that he knows who they are, but not specifying it.

So yeah… How’s that coming along? It’s been some time. The network couldn’t have been all that sophisticated if they were hiring homeless people and crackerjack libtard activists to perpetrate the attacks, people who would squeal pretty quickly and easily when charged with major federal felonies, which they were. Can any Trump/Elon fans provide us with an update?

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