Said MAGA reality show star Savannah Chrisley at a Friday press conference celebrating her parents’ liberation from federal prison – and apparently a shit ton of money they had to pay in restitution to the victims of their scams, money that the victims may actually have to pay back: “The biggest misconception right now is I either paid for a pardon or slept for a pardon-” to which her father interrupted with “That’s something I would’ve done,” because haha, he sounds like a stereotypical gay man and he’s making a joke about gay sex! What a hilarious zinger! Chrisley’s so back!
But back to what Savannah was saying: Whooooooo was propagating this “misconception”? Not about the payoff because no shit Trump accepts bribes for pardons, but the “slept for a pardon” part. You know because now that you mention it you do sort of bear a resemblance to Ivanka Trump.
Not that close of one, but close enough. So yeah, go ahead and Streisand Effect that angle for us.