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Everything will be fine. You’ll see. Even Speaker Mike Johnson is saying it. “Just wait. We’ll have plenty of time for this to, uh, all shake out before the next election cycle, and everyone will see they’re gonna be doing a lot better before that election.” See? Mike Johnson told that to NBC’s Kristen Welker when she asked if President Trump will have to own an increase in debt and Johnson just straight up delivered the facts as he sees them: There are going to be more jobs, more money, more economic growth, the Congressional Budget Office is wrong, the millions of able-bodied young men defrauding Medicare by not working will have to get those jobs and there’s so much evidence of such poll-tested messaging being effective. Just wait. It’s coming. You will be convinced.

And lots of criminals will be deported. There will be mass deportations. Just wait, you’re going to see so many criminals being deported. If you’re concerned about the labor market for the hard jobs undocumented migrants perform then just wait, President Trump will deport criminals.

Just wait, there will be an awesome deal with China and everything with the steel will be worked out. There aren’t going to be any retail supply disruptions. The White House is laser focused and voters should have nothing but 100 percent confidence in their ability to handle these challenges.

And Hunter and Jim Biden are going to be prosecuted for perjuring themselves in front of the House Oversight Committee. It’s going to happen. They’re going to send criminal referrals to the DOJ.

In conclusion, just wait. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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