Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Raccoon falls through ceiling at LaGuardia Spirit Airlines gate

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Hurricane Rafael strengthens in Gulf

44 mins ago

Donald Trump elected 47th President of The United States

2 hours ago

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: National Zero Live Coverage

12 hours ago

Vermont Republican governor votes for Harris

13 hours ago

North Korean troops over-indulging on internet porn in Russia

13 hours ago

THE CAPS MAY BE AN INDICATOR OF SERIOUS PANIC

13 hours ago

Philly DA open to Trump proving he’s not full of shit

13 hours ago

Equatorial Guinea VP orders officials to stop fucking at work

14 hours ago

“Lot of talk” indeed

15 hours ago

Taco Bell’s Guatemala division promotes “Taco Martes”

15 hours ago

Michigan libtard arrested for threatening to kill MAGA Evangelicals

16 hours ago

Minions tell Trump he’s got nothing to lose by claiming he’s won

16 hours ago

Rudy cleaned out his NYC condo last week

17 hours ago

Another non-drag queen evangelical MAGA caught with child porn

17 hours ago

Now don’t you start teasing us, Charles, you better mean it

18 hours ago

US Capitol closed to public after lone wolf arrested

18 hours ago

House GOP already planning coup attempt

18 hours ago

Orange Ayatollah refuses to tell fans to stay calm and peaceful

19 hours ago

Fulton County polling stations close after threats

20 hours ago

Federal appeals court spikes MAGA case vs Biden voting order

20 hours ago

Marco Rubio finds out JD Vance called Trump “America’s Hitler”

20 hours ago

Nobody submit false voter fraud reports to the RNC

21 hours ago

FBI says that video clip about a terror threat was from the fake FBI

21 hours ago

Somebody’s a just little bit too thirsty

22 hours ago

Florida Republican voter arrested for racist threats

23 hours ago

Home Depot founder dies without knowing if his Orange Jesus won

23 hours ago

RNC official fucks up big time

24 hours ago

Steve Bannon reopens shop in an infamous old “war room”

24 hours ago

German cops arrest at least eight Neo-Nazis in multinational raids

1 day ago

Supreme Leader of Libs commands all to solidify her power

1 day ago

House districts to watch to know how the night is going

1 day ago

MAGA influencer admits to taking $100 a post from Russia

1 day ago

Spartan’s FINAL call on the election call

1 day ago

FBI arrested MAGA white nationalist after Odinist ritual

1 day ago

Team Orange fires white nationalist for not hiding it better

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris’s closing 2024 rally

1 day ago

Read the candidates’ op-eds in the Deseret News

1 day ago

They tried to kill Venancio Mondlane!

2 days ago

Prominent Democrat spotted canvassing in Pennsylvania

2 days ago

Sabato leans Harris, says Dems lose Senate, win House

2 days ago

Demented fucking idiot mystified by consequences of his actions

2 days ago

Harris team expects some useful results on Tuesday night

2 days ago

You will never guess in which state a Republican voter planted radio-controlled bombs inside the toilets of a casino men’s room

2 days ago

Tim Scott smiles like a dumbass when asked about Trump’s plans

2 days ago

RNC sues Milwaukee for blocking efforts to disrupt voting

2 days ago

Florida MAGA teen punches 70 year-old Dem woman

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Allentown, Pennsylvania

2 days ago

Monica Lewinsky endorses Kamala Harris

2 days ago

Nevada brainiac Jon Ralston calls state for Harris by 0.3 percent

2 days ago

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