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WATCH LIVE: German chancellor trapped with failure-scented slob

New German Chancellor Freidrich Merz is doing the shit work on Thursday, stuck in the Oval Office with a demented senior who wear orange makeup and for whom full sentences are optional.

While you wait for something to happen, watch to see if something happens on the Oversight show:

Earlier Dems came pretty close to getting a subpoena filed for Ketamine Brain, and Congressman Pat Fallon kind of had a bitch-fit over it. That’s just one part of this Musk-related mini-supercut:

Not a fun morning for “MAGA Mike,” who just told Fox News’s Chad Pegram he and Musk are “playing phone tag,” the House Oversight GOP, or angry twat Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt, who didn’t want to have to choose between mommy and daddy while that Limey was interviewing him.

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