Bitching about New York City near-Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani on Thursday, Matt Gaetz-replacement Florida MAGA Congressman Jimmy Patronis – whose claim to fame in his previous job as state comptroller was to propose using taxpayer funds to pay for convicted felon President Trump’s legal bills – told idiot Maria Bartiromo that he “cannot believe that New York is about to elect Adam Sandler the hair-dresser as mayor of one of the world’s greatest cities.” The play on the similarity in name to a really shitty “comedy” movie from 17 years ago, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan, starring Sandler as a former Israeli commando named Zohan who fakes his death and retires to become a hairdresser in Manhattan is… Does anyone actually even need to be made aware of the irony of this stupid dipshit using “Zohan” as to score points on an insurgent leftist politician billed by MAGA media as the antisemitic harbinger of the “global intifada”? Holy fuck what a moron who no one should be particularly surprised that he appears to be a fan of Adam Sandler movies.
Like he definitely has Click on DVD. Or did before he gave it away and got then got the Blu-ray UHD.
Almost as funny is how it came just seconds after Patronis bitched about SALT deductions in the Big Beautiful Bill, saying “The economies just need to change leadership at the top of those governments in those big blue states,” as if that isn’t exactly what’s happening in New York City.