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President urges Americans to examine important political question

Imploring Americans to conduct a deep introspection of the body politic, the President of the United States on Saturday posed the question of “WHY ARE THE DEMOCRATS ALWAYS ROOTING AGAINST AMERICA???” in a post on his social media platform, the capitalization aimed at invoking a sense of urgency in finding a consensus to a vexing issue after rigorous ponderance and reflection.

The challenge to reach deep within came after the President also posted “CONGRESSMAN KEVIN KILEY’S, ‘NO TAX DOLLARS FOR RIOTS’ legislation, should be passed immediately. I am hereby instructing my Administration not to pay ANY money to these radicalized groups, regardless of the legislation. They get paid to incite riots, burn down or destroy a city, then come back to the trough to get money to help rebuild it. NO MORE MONEY!!!” displaying a mastery of governance by saying, within the same sentence, that legislation is necessary but he will also simply unilaterally enact the proposed policy irrespective of whether a majority of the national assembly approves it first.

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