Mike Lawler bitches out of gubernatorial run

“Moderate” Republican New York Congressman and Michael Jackson superfan Mike Lawler tells the New York Times he will not be running for governor. “While I fundamentally believe I am best positioned to take on Kathy Hochul and offer New Yorkers a real choice for governor, I have made the decision to run for re-election to the House and continue the important work I’ve been doing over the past two and a half years,” Lawler said after bowing to the Orange God Emperor.

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