Reacting to Wednesday night’s season premiere of South Park which depicted convicted President Trump in a homosexual tryst with Satan, Trump White House spokeswiener Taylor Rogers tells Rolling Stone “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ [sic] content, but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention. President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.” Now that was some serious butthurt.
South Park creators Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and their studio were paid $30 million for that episode, one of 50 in their five-season, $1.5 billion contract with Paramount, the global media company that just settled a fake lawsuit from the fat fuck to bribe their way to a merger with Skydance.
An anonymous White House official, who said they were a longtime fan of the show, found it “disappointing” that the nearly 30 year-old series would depict their boss with a micropenis.