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Maxwell quietly moved from Florida federal prison to one in Texas

Sex trafficker and Jeffrey Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell has been moved from the federal prison in Florida she had been staying at to a different one in Texas, USA Today reports with a confirmation from the US Bureau of Prisons and without any information whatsoever on why.

“We can confirm, Ghislaine Maxwell is in the custody of the Bureau of Prisons (BOP) at the Federal Prison Camp (FPC) Bryan in Bryan, Texas,” said a Bureau spokesman in a statement that did not at all shed light on the absolutely 100 percent certainly non-coincidental reason for the move.

Had this happened in any other context you could chalk it up to something like fights with and/or informing on other inmates to get herself moved to a nicer “hotel room,” et cetera, as being more likely than any “politically sensitive investigations” having any bearing on where she’s staying. But at this current juncture? There is no fucking way it’s unrelated to the Trump Regime trying to figure out what to do with her and whether/how she can be put to work on getting Donald out of this jam.

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