Netanyahu makes noises about ceasefire

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu on Thursday said he’s “instructed to begin immediate negotiations for the release of all our hostages and the end of the war under conditions acceptable to Israel,” Axios’s Barak Ravid reports with a bunch of “🚨🚨🚨🚨” emojis indicating big news.

The “conditions acceptable to Israel” likely the rub there so he can just find something to back out over and resume bombing Gaza civilians indiscriminately while however remaining hostages starve.

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