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Trump impressed by Israel lobby’s sudden impotence

Asked by some Daily Caller chode if he’s worried about the steadily decreasing American support for Israel, convicted felon President Trump said “Yeah I’m aware of it. So, Israel is amazing, because, you know, I have good support from Israel. I have. Look, nobody has done more for Israel than I have, including the recent attacks with Iran, wiping that thing out. We, that plane, wiped them out like nobody ever saw before. You know, we got back and CNN was trying to say ‘well, maybe it wasn’t complete,’ and it turned out totally complete, beyond complete. But when, if you go back 20 years. I mean, I will tell you, Israel had the strongest lobby in Congress of anything or body, or of any company or corporation or state that I’ve ever seen. Israel was the strongest.”

“Today, it doesn’t have that strong a lobby. It’s amazing,” Trump added, not sounding all the concerned because he never actually gave a shit about Israel so much as the image of giving a shit.

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