Deputy Assistant Secretary of Agriculture Tucker Stewart, who serves as farm girl Brooke Rollins’s top liaison to Congress, is in some hot water over a cowboy-in-Washington-themed 28-page “love” story he wrote back when he was serving as an aide to Kansas Senator Roger Marshall, a steamy tale the Daily Beast reports features “graphic oral sex scenes and other explicit content.”
Further details about the story, much less the story itself, were available in the article, but whatever’s in it is reportedly bad and embarrassing enough to prompt the White House to consider firing Stewart, who should’ve date raped a married woman in a hotel room if he wanted a steady job.