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Todd Blanche shuts down Eagle Ed’s probe into Sandy Hook lawsuit

Trump defense lawyer – with the official title of Deputy Attorney General – Todd Blanche has ordered MAGA dipshit washout DC US Attorney “Eagle Ed” Martin to cease his investigation of the lawsuit against a former FBI agent who advised the parents of the victims of the 2012 Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre in their successful $1.5 billion lawsuits against gay frog conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, the Associated Press reports and yeah, this is where we’re at now.

That a Justice Department official, formerly the defense lawyer for a shit ton of January 6th insurrectionists who then couldn’t get 50 votes to be confirmed to DCUSA by a 53-seat Republican majority Senate and who preferred alcoholic maniac Jeanine Pirro, now with the made-up title of DOJ “Weaponization Working Group Leader” sent a letter to the Sandy Hook families’ attorney demanding information on their legal advisor William Aldenberg, probably because his previous job as an FBI agent created some kind of “nexus” to “weaponization.” The goal there obviously being to hand Alex Jones some kind of an argument to use on appeal to avoid being financially annihilated for the rest of his miserable life. And that it was too much for the guy who signed an order transferring a convicted sex offender and trafficker from a maximum security prison to a Club Fed with yoga classes in exchange for saying his boss had not statutorily raped underage sex trafficking victims, so he put a stop to it and ordered Martin to send a letter withdrawing the request on the first one.

That’s where we’re at, that “Eagle Ed” makes Todd Blanche look morally decent and responsible in comparison because it’s not worth the political heat of saving Alex Jones from complete ruin for having tormented the families of children who were slaughtered by a deranged incel 13 years ago.

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