QAnon Shaman sues Trump, Warner Bros, T-Mobile for $40 trillion

Former hardcore Trump fan and January 6th icon Jake “QAnon Shaman” Chansley last week filed in a Maricopa County, Arizona court a $40 trillion civil complaint against convicted felon President Trump, Warner Bros, and T-Mobile alleging that, among a bunch of other bizarre shit, that the NSA spied on Chansley as he was writing a “2nd Declaration of Independence” and pretended to be actress Michelle Rodriguez on Facebook to catfish him, Trump stole $100,000 in crypto from him, that Warner Bros stole his idea for the 2008 Batman film The Dark Knight, and that Chansley is for some reason the lawful President of the United States of America, the Phoenix New Times reports.

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