Sherrill 50 - Shittarelli 44 in New Jersey: QU poll

BuT tEh RaCe 1s t1gHTiNing L1bS!!!!!111!!!1! The latest Quinnipiac University survey of likely voters in New Jersey finds Dem Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill leading MAGA 2021 gubernatorial election loser Jack Ciattarelli (headline corrects for proper pronunciation) by 50 to 44 percent ahead of the November election, though Shittarelli leads in “enthusiasm” by 91 to 86 percent among their voters.

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