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Florida McDonald’s worker serves McBullet to irate customer

A Florida McDonald’s worker has been charged in the shooting of a teenage customer who had become extra value belligerent when staff at a Davenport location refused him and a friend service due to high demand for the global brand’s McProcessed consumables last weekend, WFLA reports.

Peter Story, 19, and Nicholas Jones, 18, had arrived at the drive-thru at 3 AM on Sunday the 12th only to be told by McEmployee Yoan Soto, 21, that the McKitchen was maxed out and simply could not fulfill their order. Per cops, Story and Jones then threatened to “beat [Soto’s] ass,” and would be waiting for him in the McParking lot. The two then parked and entered the McDonald’s to continue their McTirade. The manager then told Story to leave and they refused, later telling cops she heard them mentioning a “30 clip” and “switches” amid their McShittalk. It was those specific words that prompted Soto to go to the break room to retrieve a special McSomething from his backpack, circle around to the front door and, as the time-honored Florida saying goes, stand his ground.

Story was shot in the neck during the ensuing McStruggle, but not like Charlie Kirk shot in the neck, as he and Jones fled the scene. Soto retrieved the McShell casing and absconded from however much longer was left in his shift. Although the lede here said Soto was charged in the McShooting, it’s not even close to an attempted murder case as the probably-former McEmployee faces a count of tampering with physical evidence for removing the shell casing from the scene. Story and Jones were charged with disorderly McConduct and trespassing for being such pains in the neck.

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