Brainwormed idiot Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F Kennedy Jr last summer ordered the Centers for Disease Control to study the potential adverse health effects of offshore wind turbines, Reuters reports on the Trump Regime’s latest attempt to put an imprimatur of government authority on the deranged obsessions of their gravely mentally ill liege.
It’s not like Bobby’s ever said anything about wind turbines. In fact it’s easy to imagine him rolling his eyes and telling top CDC officials “Just look busy on the offshore wind turbines thing. Whatever we’ve gotta do to make the Old Man think we’re going to validate his ridiculous theories while we conduct the real science of proving that fluoride in toothpaste is making children turn trans.”