Convicted felon President Trump will on Tuesday officially pardon two turkeys that attacked the US Capitol and violently packed the faces of police officers during the January 6, 2021 insurrection that Trump incited. Or the two turkeys whose crypto exhcnage facilitated money laundering operations for Al Qaeda, Hamas, and child sex trafficking operations in Colombia. Or the two turkeys who donated $10 million to a PAC that supported his 2024 campaign… Okay, admittedly nobody knows why these two turkeys were selected but they had to have done something to earn the mercy.
Maybe Eric Adams is involved. Turkey, bribery, escaping consequences… All very Adams-esque.