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“President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug”

27 minutes ago

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Florida doctor indicted for removing man’s liver instead of spleen

31 minutes ago

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Fox News reports they gave Trump a re-do to remember his lines

1 hour ago

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Clavicular hospitalized after overdosing during livestream

2 hours ago

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House Dems to file Hegseth impeachment articles for war crimes

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TPUSA event deader than Charl- uh- Charlie Chaplin!

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Team Box-o-Wine shows up at Fed, promptly told to get lost

11 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Neckbeard tries to help duct tape TPUSA together

14 hours ago

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Baby Jessica fell into a jail cell

15 hours ago

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CENTCOM says six ships turned around from blockade

16 hours ago

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“DoorDash grandma” swears she’s “not a paid actor”

18 hours ago

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Diet Coke prevents cancer: Dr Trump

19 hours ago

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Iran attacks US housing supply

20 hours ago

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Todd Blanche’s heart aches for Melania’s Epstein-related anxieties

21 hours ago

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Hollywood mobilizes against Paramount-WB MAGAmerger

21 hours ago

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House to vote on bill renaming Big Beautiful Bill

21 hours ago

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“National security is even more important than your pocketbook”

22 hours ago

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IMF projects Trump unilaterally fucked global economic growth

22 hours ago

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Meloni backs Pope against Antichrist

23 hours ago

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Orange God Emperor doesn’t know top FEMA official can teleport

1 day ago

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Riley Gaines stays with abuser, nervously laughs off his cruelty

1 day ago

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US carrier George HW Bush avoids Red Sea, sails around Africa

1 day ago

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Crypto douchebag rages at Trump boys over betrayal

1 day ago

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Jaydee missed the memo on Trump’s “doctor” AI slop “mistake”

2 days ago

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Gone with the-zales: Second terrible headline in a row

2 days ago

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Swal’s well that ends not well… at all: Swalwell resigns

2 days ago

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Trump to present WSJ with award for Epstein letter

2 days ago

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New “Mass Deportation Coalition” forms to pressure Trump

2 days ago

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Report: Retired grandmas don’t pay tax on tips either

2 days ago

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Euro antitrust enforcers raid delicious chocolate factories

2 days ago

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Surprise! Trump’s “DoorDash delivery” staged

2 days ago

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Well being demented enough to believe the Jesus AI slop actually depicted him as a magical Red Cross doctor is a way to downplay it

2 days ago

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Pickles x Pabst Blue Ribbon a bold play for post-ironic hipster irony

2 days ago

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“Rapists should be hung”

2 days ago

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White House DEI study finds its way to predetermined conclusion

2 days ago

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Clavicular-MRA slang appropriated by McDonald’s

2 days ago

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Antichrist crucified

2 days ago

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Naval warfare mastermind warns opponent to avoid B9, F7, and A5

2 days ago

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“Democrats like high gas prices because of their radical climate agenda”: MAGA Wyoming Senator John Barrasso’s bold take

2 days ago

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House Oversight removes Bondi deposition from schedule

2 days ago

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Judge tosses Trump case against Murdoch, WSJ over Epstein letter

2 days ago

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Fox News reports rogue priest defiant against faith’s true prophet

2 days ago

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ICE internments dropped 12 percent since January

2 days ago

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Philippines president answers health questions with jumping jacks

2 days ago

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Orange Jesus’s fanboys annoyed he got so literal with it

2 days ago

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Why Orban’s defeat was actually bad for Democrats: Politico

2 days ago

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Leo wouldn’t be Pope without me: Trump

2 days ago

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George Santos not satisfied by Swalwell quitting guberbatorial bid

2 days ago

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CENTCOM says blockade operation a go

3 days ago

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Hungary liberated from Viktor Orban’s regime

3 days ago

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