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Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

29 minutes ago

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Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

1 hour ago

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Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

17 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

21 hours ago

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Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

21 hours ago

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White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

21 hours ago

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“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

22 hours ago

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Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

23 hours ago

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Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

1 day ago

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Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

1 day ago

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K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

1 day ago

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“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

1 day ago

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Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

1 day ago

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Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

1 day ago

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Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

1 day ago

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Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

1 day ago

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Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

2 days ago

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“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

2 days ago

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New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

2 days ago

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Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

2 days ago

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Mysterious “8647” crop circles appear on National Mall

2 days ago

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Pasadena PD releases video of cop-on-cop “horseplay” shooting

2 days ago

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Fannie Man already pushed aside at DNI

2 days ago

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Colorado wildfire a lesson on not crashing a plane onto dry brush

2 days ago

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TACO post drops like clockwork

2 days ago

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Apex of masculine dominance falsely advertised as dancing during “tele-rally” in which he will only address audience via speakerphone

2 days ago

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Lefty perennial NYC candidate acquitted in ICE gulag stunt

2 days ago

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Jaydee to join The View next week

2 days ago

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Ben Shapiro tweets diagram of his media career

2 days ago

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Republican Indiana sheriff indicted for campaign sign fuckery

2 days ago

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Tehran threatens Ketamine Brain’s Middle East assets

2 days ago

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The fake news is Iran’s best defense: President on Fox News

2 days ago

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Wholesale inflation beats expectations

2 days ago

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Tired old huckster promises win that has eluded him for months

2 days ago

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Fox News brings you inside Orange Caligula’s games arena

2 days ago

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Dems 50 – GOP 40 on generic ballot: Emerson poll

2 days ago

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Republicans demand FEC probe the other Dan Sullivan

2 days ago

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John Solomon reports socialist warlord brazenly touting his crimes

2 days ago

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No fewer than 22 doctors assigned to Trump at Walter Reed

2 days ago

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US resumes bombing Iran

3 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Trump surrounded by adoring worshippers

3 days ago

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Spartan should have gone to the hospital

3 days ago

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Bear season again in Japan

4 days ago

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White House celebrates Trump “control” instead of melting down

4 days ago

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Knicks fans react to President Trump at Madison Square Garden

5 days ago

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Johnson and Johnson and shitty “voter fraud” conspiracies

5 days ago

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Federal judge nukes Regime’s $100,000 H1-B fee

5 days ago

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President Two Weeks has some opinions on instant gratification

5 days ago

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Biden’s screwworm crisis getting worse: Ag Secretary Rollins

5 days ago

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Sam Bankrupt-Fried formally applies for Trump pardon

5 days ago

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