Reich readies 1,500 active duty troops to Minneapolis deployment

Convicted felon President Trump’s regime is preparing as many as 1,500 active duty troops for deployment in Minneapolis to stand around, look intimidating, and not much else, Fox News reports.

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Reich readies 1,500 active duty troops to Minneapolis deployment

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