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California sheriff says eight of nine missing skiers found dead

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Mauritius is woke: President of the United States of America

1 hour ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline Kamikaze!

2 hours ago

“The concerns stem from a recent Associated Press report…”

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Third Canadian Tory of current Parliament defects to Carney’s Libs

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K$H just can’t tell a “Sir, thank you” story the way the old man can

3 hours ago

FCC incel confirms agency investigating The View

3 hours ago

Uday and Qusay done pretending to hide the blatant corruption

4 hours ago

Team Orange resigned to Trump fucking midterms up for GOP

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Regime appeals order to restore slavery exhibits

5 hours ago

EPIC! Lindsey Graham COMPLETELY OWNS Ayatollah in tweet!

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CBP agent pleads guilty to child porn charge, faces up to 20 years

5 hours ago

Cornhole and pals pissed away $60 million on anti-Paxton ads

7 hours ago

Kentucky hick says “it’s not a sin to be white” in ad

7 hours ago

Peruvian congress removes president from office, again

8 hours ago

Judge sides with Buffalo Wild Wings in “boneless wings” lawsuit

8 hours ago

New Polymarket midterm odds stir freakout among assholes who would believe Polymarket midterm odds to be determinative

9 hours ago

Nine skiers still missing after avalanche in California: officials

11 hours ago

Noem pulled Coast Guard plane from search for missing member

22 hours ago

Third-tier Fox host confirms top DHS propagandist quitting

1 day ago

PR chodes warn corporations Dem oversight “tsunami” incoming

1 day ago

Foul-smelling torrent of shit urges action on ruptured sewage pipe

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“Blood on their hands”

1 day ago

Fox News reports “Christian mother” murdered in Ohio

1 day ago

Russian “pickup artist” accused of filming sex acts in Kenya, Ghana

1 day ago

John Solomon reports Biden border crisis still unabated

1 day ago

Iranians close Strait of Hormuz as US carrier steams toward region

1 day ago

Jesse Jackson has died

1 day ago

Trump officially fucks over John Cornyn

2 days ago

Ken Paxton cracking down on schools with too many anti-ICE kids

2 days ago

“Others suggest it could see a surge from morbidly curious liberals”

2 days ago

Tom Emmer says judicial oversight is for gay little weenies

2 days ago

Fat Hitler skips the part about already losing, contradicts Karoline

2 days ago

Report: People actually paying for Corey Lewandowski Cameos

2 days ago

Yeah the “context” doesn’t actually make it any less unbecoming

2 days ago

Leader of the Free World already hard at work governing nation

2 days ago

French Antifa libs fatally beat 23 year-old Vichy activist

2 days ago

QAdulteress rips Oz for inviting Epstein to 2016 Valentine’s party

2 days ago

Twitter as functional as Elon’s orbitofrontal cortex

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Florida officials think alcohol a contributing factor in Nicaraguan anesthesiologist’s death while trapped in Dollar Tree freezer

2 days ago

Explorers find Lake Michigan shipwreck after 153 years

2 days ago

Breitbart leaves out the “pedophile protectors” part

2 days ago

FBI found Epstein victim who accused Trump to be “credible”

3 days ago

MAGA Land champions Puerto Rican independence movement

3 days ago

“This is the Epstein Administration”: Sunday AM Live Updates

3 days ago

British llama herd traps fleeing suspect

3 days ago

Suicide now officially an option for Social Security recipients

3 days ago

Movie Night Saturday: San Andreas

4 days ago

Who’s panicking?

4 days ago

Orange Dipshit now claims bizarre hockey rant wasn’t “serious”

4 days ago

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