Fat Hitler votes by mail, again

Sur-fucking-prise: The New York Times reports the convicted felon President Trump, who constantly bitches about mail-in ballots and has for years, once again voted by mail in a local Florida special election for Palm Beach’s state House seat. “Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating,” Trump said in Memphis on Monday. “I call it mail-in cheating, and we got to do something about it all.”

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