Florida lawmakers end session before banning synthetic opioid

Well maybe they can get to it next year. WFTV reports the Florida legislature’s annual session ended before they could enact a ban on “OH-7,” a synthetic opioid derived from kratom, which itself is some crazy bullshit they sell at sketchy gas stations frequented by MAGAmericans.

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