“The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. Despite World War I lasting 4 years, 3 months, and 14 days, World War II lasting 6 years and 1 day, the Korean War lasting 3 years, 1 month, and 2 days, the Vietnam War lasting 19 years, 5 months, and 29 days, and Iraq lasting 8 years, 8 months, and 28 days, they like to say that I promised 6 weeks to defeat Iran, and actually, from the Military standpoint, it was far faster than that, but I’m not going to let them rush the United States into making a Deal that is not as good as it could have been. I read the Fake News saying that I am under ‘pressure’ to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly!”

“Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn’t have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran. We’re in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I’m the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration. This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same. In my First Term, I built the Greatest Military our Country has ever seen, including adding Space Force. In my Second Term, I am properly and judiciously using our Military to solve problems left to us by others of far less understanding or competence,” posted President Invincible God Titan on Monday.

For those keeping score at home, the Democrats are: (1) Not in the White House (2) In the minority in both chambers of Congress (3) As such cannot do anything other than go on MS Now and complain about how the war has been conducted. That’s essentially “everything possible” that they have.

Contrast this with the last Congress, when Mike Johnson constantly dragged his feet on providing military aid to Ukraine to fight off the Russians. He did at points allow votes on it, bills did pass, but not at the pace required and, had he been on the same page with Biden on the subject, Ukraine could possibly have won. Similarly in the Senate, at Trump’s command in 2024, Republicans actually did block a border security package so Trump could run on the issue. They really did undermine Biden in what they called an “invasion” on Fox News every day until it mattered. Then they voted no.

There is no analogous situation here. Hell he can’t even blame Republicans in Congress, really, since it’s not like there’s been any relevant legislation that could have failed because of a handful of objectors or whatever. It’s Trump and Trump alone on this and from the New York Times op-ed page all the way down to friggin National Zero all we can do is call him an incompetent fucking moron while he commands the entire might of the US military, the most powerful in history.

That’s your president, Trumpsters. A whiny, scared little bitch who affords us power we do not have.

Just prior to that meltdown, the fat fucking baby also posted “The DEAL that we are making with Iran will be FAR BETTER than the JCPOA, commonly referred to as ‘The Iran Nuclear Deal,’ penned by Barack Hussein Obama and Sleepy Joe Biden, one of the Worst Deals ever made having to do with the Security of our Country. It was a guaranteed Road to a Nuclear Weapon, which will not, and cannot, happen with the Deal we’re working on. They actually gave $1.7 Billion Dollars in ‘GREEN’ Cash, loaded into a Boeing 757, and flown to Iran for Iranian leadership to spend anyway they saw fit. He emptied out all of the Cash from Banks in DC, Virginia, and Maryland. Those Bankers said they’ve never seen anything like it before. In addition, Hundreds of Billions was paid to Iran. If I did not terminate that ‘Deal,’ Nuclear Weapons would have been used on Israel, and all over the Middle East, including our cherished US Military Bases. The Fake News, like Lightweight Washington Post ‘Journalist’ David Ignatius, loves to talk about the JCPOA, knowing that it was DANGEROUS, and a Complete Embarrassment to our Country. If a Deal happens under ‘TRUMP,’ it will guarantee Peace, Security, and Safety, not only for Israel and the Middle East, but for Europe, America, everywhere else. It will be something the entire World will be proud of, instead of the years of Embarrassment and Humiliation that we have been forced to suffer due to incompetent and cowardly leadership!”

Notice the conditional tensing, since he hasn’t actually made this deal yet. The weak, limp dick of a fraud’s already grossly overpromising on that which he has yet to actually accomplish, while also just spewing the same old tired bullshit about “those bankers” who never actually told him that story.