Hey America, let’s look super busy and productive in DC by having no fewer than five simultaneous hearings. Please don’t look at it the other way in that these could be more spread out on the calendar if Congress was actually in town more often instead of days off for campaigning, attending fundraisers, vacations with lobbyists, hanging out at Mar-a-Lago, and other not actual work.
Dicks. Anyway, Nutlick gets top billing followed by fellow Suckretary Scott Bessent…
…Raccoon Flaying Kakistocrat Jr…
…chief NASA space case Jared Isaacman…
…and Top tariff bro Jameson Greer…
There might be a few more that you can press play and turn up the volume on all at the same time.