“Iran is having a very hard time figuring out who their leader is! They just don’t know! The infighting is between the ‘Hardliners,’ who have been losing BADLY on the battlefield, and the ‘Moderates,’ who are not very moderate at all (but gaining respect!), is CRAZY! We have total control over the Strait of Hormuz. No ship can enter or leave without the approval of the United States Navy. It is ‘Sealed up Tight,’ until such time as Iran is able to make a DEAL!!!” posted grandpa on Thursday morning, leaving no hint of how much of his little story is happening in his head as opposed to somehow, maybe kind of tenuously connected to reality in a way that if you make a few inferences…
Maybe he should have an AI rewrite them for him before he posts. That might help.