Bill Cassidy primaried out of Senate

Republican Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy’s career came to an end on Saturday night as the Trump-endorsed Congresswoman Julia Letlow and state Treasurer John Fleming boxed the unfortunate Quisling out of the runoff in a three-way primary, National Zero projects based on current returns.

Bill Cassidy primaried out of Senate

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