Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has defeated “RINO” incumbent Senator John ~~Cornhole~~ Cornyn in the state’s primary runoff, National Zero projects based on current returns showing Pax with a massive lead. Cornyn becomes the second incumbent to be removed by a MAGA challenger from the right this month and it is an ESPECIALLY wide margin for Pax.

Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

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