MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

Personal consumption expenditures hit 3.3 percent annualized in April according to the Bureau of Economic Analysis, which also revised Q1 2026 GDP growth down from 2.0 to 1.6 percent.

While “hottest” is subjective, that sure as shit doesn’t seem all that “hot” for growth.

MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

Rasmussen fucks up, finds Dems up 47 to 41 on generic ballot

Breitbart commits necrophilia on irony’s corpse

Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

But the buffalo isn’t even orange

Thune has “productive phone call” with Ken Paxton

Michigan summer camp to raze already denamed “Epstein Lodge”

New York Dems setting up for 2028 redistricting

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

Ted Cruz, now and then

John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

Comey trial pushed back to October

Federal court blocks Alabama 2026 gerrymander

US-Saudi venture seeks to replicate Iranian Shahed drones

Dog shoots innocent bystander

Let’s see how our president is doing this morning…

US bombs Iran again “during the ongoing ceasefire”

Old Man Trump telling tall tales to his willing fools again

Bloated corpse to be examined by doctors once again

Breitbart reports it’s pathetic when a Democrat says the same thing

Surrender spun as victory

Netanyahu tells Trump he can do whatever he wants in Lebanon

Movie Night Saturday: Mission Impossible

Elon, somewhat understandably, lost his shit over The Boys finale

White House propaganda app now required for federal phones

Remember when Obama said “57 states”? That was funny

Hawaii’s Big Island hit with 6.0 magnitude earthquake

Fat idiot to shake things up with new attack on Iran: Axios

WATCH LIVE: Trump embarrasses Mike Lawler

Golf > Don Jr’s wedding

Tulsi resigns from Trump Regime

Tom Emmer should wipe the, uh, stuff off of his chin, it’s really gross

Orange Manfred continues spurning his former courtiers

Colorado officials find ICE propaganda is terrorist incitement