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Students for Trump co-founder arrested for domestic abuse, again

Ryan Fournier, the very Hitler Youth-esque co-founder of very Hitler Youth-esque organization Students for Trump is, unsurprisingly, a piece of shit with women and is now facing charges for a Monday night incident in DC when he attacked a woman he’s been dating after she woke him up from a drunken stupor as he was passed out on the floor, the Guardian reports Fournier’s non-first rodeo with alcohol nor domestic assault-related run-ins with a justice system right-wingers revere.

Until, you know, when they come in contact with it. “Don’t touch me, woman!”, screamed Fournier according to a police report “Do you want me to crush your head in with this lamp?”

The 30 year-old Fournier’s roommate in the luxury apartment, identified only as “Witness” in the police report, then tried to intervene: “[Witness] returned to the office where [Fournier] was swinging a handheld vacuum around, screaming at [Victim]. [Witness] got between the two attempting to separate both parties. [Witness] said that he went to the bathroom and heard [Fournier] yelling, ‘Do you want to die today?’ [Victim] ran into the bathroom, and according to [Witness], ‘looked like she had been punched in the face.’ [Witness] called 911, and [Fournier] left the apartment, during this time [Victim] said to [Witness], ‘Don’t let him stab me,'” the cops wrote.

Fournier is due in court on July 7th, evidently not important enough for alcoholic DC US Attorney Jeanine “Judge Box-o-Wine” Pirro to bury this like her predecessor “Eagle Ed” Martin did for Cory Mills last year. Fournier’s not a star. When you’re a star they let you do anything you want.

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