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Orange Van Winkle makes life more difficult for Knickerbocker fans

“As we move closer to Game 3 of the NBA Finals on Monday night, Madison Square Garden and the United States Secret Service want to help ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all ticket holders by sharing important security procedures that will be in place. A strict no-bag policy will be in effect, and fans should make every effort to limit personal items to an absolute minimum.”

“Fans should expect enhanced security measures when entering Madison Square Garden, including TSA-style screening procedures. Guests are strongly encouraged to arrive at least two hours before tip-off to allow additional time for screening and entry. Fans are encouraged to review the complete list of prohibited items before arriving at secretservice.gov/prohibiteditems. There will be no storage available for prohibited items brought to the venue,” says a notice posted by the New York Knicks ahead of convicted felon President Trump’s expected attendance to make their experience less fun.

People already paid fucking thousands and thousands of dollars for these tickets and now they get to have to show up an extra two hours early because of this fat fuck’s egomania. Karma will be if ESPN doesn’t pull some kind of shit to edit out the booing, which will be plentiful.

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