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Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan on Sunday wanted so dearly to turn the clock back to 2018 when things were simpler and he could just say “Peter Strzok” – that one anti-Trump “Deep State” FBI agent whose name very few now remember because he got fired who the hell knows how long ago – and that would be suffice to bolster his argument about why this or that line of bullshit was justified. It’s not 2018 anymore and here Gymbo is on CNN once again showing himself to be but a pale shadow of fellow Ohioan JD Vance when it comes to the political soft skills of sophistry and moral relativism. Like he couldn’t even think of anything better than “I don’t know all the facts” to wiggle out of being questioned on the reflecting pool case and whether falsely accused former Olympian David Hearn should be eligible for a payout under the not-dead “anti-weaponization fund.”

Jim Jordan sucks. He may or may not be the suckiest this morning:

Stay tuned for more on this and other disgraces from the men who rule America.

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Jim Jordan wrestles with basic consistency: Sunday AM live

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