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Mediocre white man expresses appropriate level of confidence

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Dan Sullivan announces Senate campaign in Alaska

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Comey 8647 prosecutor quits case

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Orange Diva gives up on Kennedy Center

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Next GOP reconciliation bill on verge of total collapse

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Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

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Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

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But the buffalo isn’t even orange

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Ted Cruz, now and then

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“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”

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Comey trial pushed back to October

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