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Through Darker Seasons


Six months ago today was the day then-President Donald Trump took his joyride up and down the street in front of Walter Reed to throngs of his adoring fans after being hospitalized there with what had been reported to be an extremely severe Coronavirus infection. October 4th, 2020 was also a Sunday, and in the MAGA religion, it was much like Easter. Their savior had been risen from political and likely physical death, reemerging from the tomb of Walter Reed hospital to show all the “haters” that he wasn’t down and was going to win four more years in the White House. Libs would be owned. MAGA would be enjoyed by all. The White Nationalist Empire would reign forever.

How wrong they were. The last six months have been by far the worst stretch for the right wing in the 21st century. 2008 was bad, but they at least knew back then they were fucked going into the election. Expectations went deeply unmanaged in 2020 and then again repeatedly up until today. Just failure upon failure, embarrassing clusterfuck after another. Here’s a look back at it all.

?? DOJ’Obamagate’ Special Prosecutor John Durham fails deliver for Trump and his fanboys Barr tells GOP that Durham report isn’t coming before election 10/09/2020

?? Second Trump v Biden Debate Cancelled: Commission cancels Thursday debate 10/09/2020

?? Hunter Biden laptop “October Surprise” crashes and burns: Fear and a lack thereof 10/14/2020

?? Pre-election ballot fights go pretty much nowhere for MAGA Nation: Pennsylvania Republicans attempt to shut down early voting location in predominantly Black city, get schlonged in court 10/18/2020

?? Second debate goes better for Trump than the first one, still not even remotely enough to turn things around: YouGov post-debate poll: 54% say Biden won to 35% Trump 10/23/2020

?? Some douchebag claiming to have the goods on Joe and Hunter Biden comes forward, nobody cares: Tony Boblobabunski shows up to the debate 10/23/2020

?? Last round of national and swing state polls do not look good for Trump, even though polls are fake: Biden 52 – Trump 44: Fox News poll 10/30/2020

?? Last pre-election MAGA rallies did not go much better: Trump’s Minnesota rally went great – if you’re the kind of person who finds entertainment in seeing things go badly for him 10/30/2020

?? America tipped off to Trump’s plan to declare victory no matter what: Declaring victory early isn’t going to work for Trump 11/01/2020

?? That Trump was campaigning in Georgia two days before the election broadcasts that he knows he’s in trouble in a supposedly hard Red State: Trump fans left stranded in the cold after rally again Sunday night 11/02/2020

Aaaaaaand this is as far as I’m going to get before I have to leave for Long Island. Sorry about that, haha. I will update from the road when I get a chance, but today’s going to be pretty quiet here. Happy Easter, National Zero readers.

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