Barring an unforeseen update to the lineup, it appears that low-talent comedian Joe Piscopo has not been asked back to headline the second Frank Speech rally following his ghastly performance at the first one earlier this month at the “legendary” Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota. Altogether it appears as though Lindell is upping his spending on these events, as the production value of the flyer has been bumped up quite a bit, as well as the star quality the of, um, performers. It’s like a MAGA Coachella – with Diamond and Silk, Former Sheriff David Clarke, entitled little prick Charlie Kirk, Dinesh D’Souza, Dinesh D’Souza’s teenage girlfriend – or maybe she’s his daughter – who cares, some square-headed fuck named Brandon Howse, and the man himself, Mike Lindell.

However, despite the “star” power, the “family friendly” and “please no coolers” parts should be a big red flag for the rank and file “working class” of MAGA Nation. That means no “Fuck Biden” flags or open containers of alcohol. You’re not there to party and scream racial slurs like you would at a normal Trump MAGA rally, you’re there to pray and use barely coded Midwest-nice substitutes for racial slurs with your inside voice. As such, you’ll also need to make sure Diamond, Silk, and David Clarke aren’t within earshot when you when you talk about “those people”, because they could react by shattering your carefully constructed self-delusion that you are not a racist.