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Newsmax gets a hold of Bernie’s travel rider


Sounds like the Bern is a tough customer. Just wait until Newsmax hears about that one guy who demands to be able to hear his own personal mini-bottle of Heinz ketchup pop when it’s being unsealed by his server. And has a seven step guide on how to serve him Diet Coke that includes the words “Do not deviate”. I’m sure they’ll be all over that one.

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